Like A Boss

Like a boss! Finally my family recognizes that I'm a grown ass man!

I've been trying to tell them that forever, but they weren't recognizing! Just because I'm small to them doesn't make me a Puppy!

My birthday was February 24th.  I'm two now.  Yeah, baby! Grown man...

But that's not what makes me like a boss.  Finally they are letting me go outside BY MYSELF!

Yup! 

Well, the snow is everywhere, and I hate hate hate it.  I'm kinda low to the ground, so to speak, and I tend to get really wet and cold.

So my family has cleared an area in the backyard, for me to go outside.  I can go out, walk down the porch steps and wander leisurely along a short path to "take care of things".  ALONE!!! 

I mean there's snow at the end of the path and piled high along the sides, so it's not like I'd go off the path anyway. And would it hurt them to make a longer path or one that goes to a different part of the yard?? But I do enjoy the fact that there's some sort of warm air coming from the side of the house sometimes.  It smells like warm clean clothes.  

Oh, yeah, let me tell you what else happened recently.  My best person, the one that shouldn't turn against me, took me into the "bathroom", which I found exciting.  But then she put me in the "tub" and poured warm water all over me and shampooed my good smells right off.  I was so upset. 

Afterwards, she wrapped me in warm towels, which was nice...then she used the blow dryer on me.

I did enjoy the blow dryer.  So warm! But I like that even when I haven't had a bath and I'm already dry.  So this "bath" didn't benefit me in ANY way.  As a matter of fact, while she was bathing me, she also washed my hoodie and all the good smell is gone from it too!!

After a bath, I usually go outside and roll in the grass to rub the wrong smells off and get some good smells back on me, but that stupid snow is everywhere,  Somehow in all the trauma of the bathing I forgot about the snow, and ran to the door asking to go out.  So she let me out.  But I only had my "business" path to walk on and even though they cleared it for me, it still had snow.  I had no where to go!  

It's been days, and I still smell like shampoo!!  The indignity of it...  

But like a boss, I am going outside, by myself, to take care of business.

That's just how I roll!